are you the gay who can drive or the gay who can cook
imagine being so cute someone couldn’t resist the urge to take you and keep you forever🥺
i really love the phrase “with all due respect” because it doesn’t specify how much respect is due. could be none. bitch.
im curious about what made you you. im curious about your taste in music. im curious about the way your mind thinks. im curious about how your body likes to be touched. im curious about your late night thoughts and how they make you feel. im curious about every single thing about you.
It’s my 7 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
funnytwittertweets
Carson: Why are you so goddamn tall?
Greta: So I can do this. *Kisses Carson on the forehead*
Carson: Okay. I’m going to allow that.